Beverly: Beloved family, look at these old, dusty, and therefore priceless, fancy French paintings I bought at a garage sale.
Adam: Oh, boy. I just discovered why art is important.
Murray: You paid for that crap? I could paint better butts.
Beverly: You know, I'm glad you said that, because there's a couples painting class at The Learning Annex...
Murray: I love 'em. Put 'em up.
Beverly: Great! Adam, be careful on the stairs. Don't be a clumsy gorkus and smash into them. I love you, but you're a gorkus.
Murray: Hey, Bevy, the boy's no Gregory Hines, but he knows how to work a staircase. [Adam knocks over Murray's cup of coffee] I just defended you, ya gorkus!