Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was October 16th, 1980-something, and my mom was still adjusting to the fact that there was only one kid in the house to cook for.
Beverly: Adam, breakfast!
Adam: Uh, I already had some Mr. T cereal.
Beverly: Well... I pity the fool who doesn't eat my pigs in a blanket.
Pops: Again you made too much. Your two other kids are off in college. How do you not know that by now?