Dana: Adam?
Adam: Yep. And former Genesis front man Peter Gabriel. Damn it. Batteries. Okay, imagine In Your Eyes is playing as I present to you... Laser tag.
Dana: Is that the baby we took care of?
Adam: "Hi, Mommy. I wuv you." Okay, that's weird.
Dana: All of this is weird. Why is it happening? Eh... You know what? Hang on. I'll be right out.
Adam: Oh, no. Stay put. I come to you via trellis.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] This was it. Just like old times, I'd climb Dana's trellis for an epic romantic gesture. It was my second chance at love, and I was sure it would be twice as magical.
Adam: Dana Caldwell, would you... Uh-oh. Ahh!
Dana: Adam!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Unfortunately, I didn't realize I was twice as big.