Sheriff: Is there one man brave enough to stop these banditos with this here lasso?
Barry: I am that one man, Fake Sheriff.
Sheriff: You know your way around a rope, son?
Barry: Of course I know ropes. I've played tug-of-war and the board game Clue... But we lost that piece, so we use an old checker.
Sheriff: Now just swing this thing in a slow circular pattern.
Barry: Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! [glass shatters] Is that one of those cheap plate-glass windows that cowboys are always crashing through?
Sheriff: It is not.