Barry: Are you ready to learn more? Or will you eternally embarrass yourself in front of your girlfriend's dad?
Adam: Teach me your mannish ways.
Naked Rob: Always bring up local sports teams.
Barry: But always mention that they suck.
Andy: And all of your emotions that you keep bottled up in your day-to-day life, sports lets 'em come roaring out.
Adam: None of this seems healthy.
Naked Rob: It's not. My chest always hurts.
Andy: I cry in the shower and let the salty tears disappear down the drain.