Linda Schwartz: Hello! [chuckles] We've returned again from a day of cherished memories and treasured experiences.
Lou Schwartz: It's true. I've got the proof. I mean the pictures, which are proof that a totally real, fun time was had by all.
Geoff: You guys are being weird.
Linda Schwartz: You're being weird.
Lou Schwartz: Concentrate on the photographic evidence, son.
Erica: Muriel went swimming?
Linda Schwartz: Obviously. She's clearly in water.
Geoff: By herself? Was one of you in the pool with her?
Linda Schwartz: Uhhh, no?
Geoff: She's a baby. She can't swim.
Lou Schwartz: It was the shallow end! You're focusing on the wrong thing.
Erica: I'm focusing on the corner of the picture, and it looks like there's a bottle of Head & Shoulders.
Lou Schwartz: That's the lifeguard stand.