Geoff: Take her to a museum, to the park, to swim. And take some photos of your granddaughter, not purple fruit.
Lou Schwartz: Plums actually come in a variety of hues.
Geoff: Yes, they are a beautiful and diverse species, but now is not the time.
Linda Schwartz: I think we get it. [hands Lou the wooden spoon] Right, Lou?
Lou Schwartz: For sure.
Linda Schwartz: Mm-hmm.
Lou Schwartz: Just like the Union soldiers at Bull Run, we will not let you down.
Geoff: They lost that one.
Lou Schwartz: Huh? I guess I fell asleep, too.
Linda Schwartz: Mm-hmm.
Lou Schwartz: Plum juice is also a sedative.
Geoff: Be better.