Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my brother, Barry, never thought things through and always took big swings. Luckily, he found a woman who could appreciate him for all he was, his equally eccentric girlfriend, Joanne.
Barry: Ah, the board of opportunities. So many flyers, so many dreams, so many drummers wanted.
Joanne: Ooh! "Do you want to meet lonely singles in your area?" "Shapely ladies are waiting for your call."
Barry: I already got the shapeliest lady on the planet.
Joanne: Yeah, you do. [they kiss] Oh, crap! I gotta go. I'm helping a woman sue the man who ran over her toe. It's super gross and jacked up. I'm totally gonna win. [chuckles]