Geoff: So, your incredibly specific tale of infidelity got me thinking. You're not the only one who can spin a convincing yarn about a torrid dalliance.
Erica: Alright. Get whatever this is out of your system.
Geoff: I'm just saying, I, too, know an out-of-the-way motel where the touching of non-wives may occur.
Erica: Oh, no. I feel super threatened.
Geoff: That's right. I would do some touching.
Erica: Could you possibly be more specific?
Geoff: Happily. Know that said touching would be the touching of an unfamiliar female person...
Erica: Uh-huh.
Geoff: And perhaps, if her hands are clean, underneath this rugby shirt.
Erica: You're incredibly bad at this.
Geoff: Please never leave me.