Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was useless... I would always be a romantic at heart. Which meant it was time to celebrate our relationship, no matter how small the reason.
Beverly: Oh, don't worry. I won't peek at the special surprise someone's making his mamaaaa! [chuckles]
Adam: None of this is for you. And why would it be?
Beverly: Because it's Mother's Day.
Adam: No, it's not. It's a random Tuesday in February.
Beverly: Well, every day should be Mother's Day. We only created the entire world.
Adam: You certainly created this awkward moment.