Erica: Hey there, [chuckles] best friend, no matter what other things have transpired in our lives. How are things going, huh? Oh, come on, let's get caught up. Spill our darkest secrets.
Lainey: I wish I had some dark secrets to spill. I feel like I've been so boring lately.
Erica: Look, I'd like to think that you'll always be the one person I can trust... who I can confess anything to.
Lainey: Aww, of course you can, Erica.
Erica: I'm so glad to hear that. [chuckles] I've been thinking about cheating on Geoff. You?
Lainey: What?
Erica: I think about being with another man constantly. Where I'd meet the guy, what hotel we'd go to... The Bay Breeze Inn off 276. It's close, but also out of the way.
Lainey: Um, I'm not sure how to respond.
Erica: The appropriate response would be to admit that you've had some similar feelings and/or participated in any infidelities of your own?
Lainey: Uh...
Erica: Because I think about cheating on Geoff all the time. [Geoff mouths "What?!" as he overhears] I imagine a strange man's hands in my hair, on my body, whispering in my ear. Do you judge me or do you kinda get it?