Beverly: Well, the choice is clear. It's Adam, and nobody else wants the job.
Andrea: I can do it. I spent four years studying at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London.
Beverly: Adam accepts.
Dr. Katman: And I absolutely adore gourds. Plus, I minored in theater, which is a major accomplishment.
Principal Ball: You are all way more qualified than I imagined.
Beverly: Yeah, but it's gonna be my Schmoo, or so help me, I will burn this school to ashes with all of you in it.
Dr. Katman: I withdraw.
Andrea: Not worth it.
Mr. Glascott: I have no doubt she would do it.
Beverly: Ah! Yay! My boy earned his place, and all of you support him.