Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, I was back at William Penn. Only problem was it was under very false pretenses.
Beverly: And here we are.
Adam: I don't understand. Why would Alyssa Milano want to meet me here?
Beverly: I lied. But congratulations! You're the new director of Winter Gourd Fest. You may thank and kiss me now.
Adam: Mom, I appreciate the thought, but I've always hated Winter Gourd Fest. It's by far my least favorite of the four annual gourd shows.
Beverly: But here you can immerse yourself in the dramatic arts without having to take orders for cheese fries.
Adam: I don't know. I have Tuesday and Thursday afternoons off, I guess.
Beverly: He said yes. He said yes!
Adam: Don't make it seem like a marriage proposal. How many kids signed up to audition?
Beverly: Too many to count on one finger.