Cynthia: So, after I switched nipple creams, he finally latched onto me, no problem.
Erica: Oh, if parenthood has taught me anything, it's that there is a cream for everything. [laughter]
Geoff: Yep, creams. There's so much excitement in those little tubes. Oh, Barb, by the way, how are your hemorrhoids?
Barb: Yeah, I'm not really comfortable right now.
Geoff: Oh, how rude of me. I didn't even offer you a pillow to sit on to ease the pain. I, too, have bottom issues, so, you know.
Erica: O... kay, any other topic of conversation?
Cynthia: I've got one. Anyone else sensing the dynamic of our mom group is a bit off?
Geoff: I know exactly what you mean, Cynthia.
Cynthia: I'm not sure you do.
Geoff: Diane was supposed to be on snack duty, and here I am with nary a Fig Newton to chew on.