Matt: How are we supposed to instantly understand what it's like to be a father?
Barry: With the help of the cinematic romp Three Men and a Baby.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was the classic '80s comedy starring three clueless bachelors figuring out how to take care of a baby, and the JTP studied hard, learning the art of diapering, powdering, and singing babies to sleep. Then it was time to try it themselves.
Naked Rob: This is boring.
Andy: How are we supposed to practice being dads if she's asleep?
Matt: I mean, we could wake her up.
Barry: Erica gave us very specific babysitting details. Which I left downstairs. Now, let's wake this baby.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so the JTP applied everything they remembered from the movie, which was, unfortunately, not much. They forgot how to put on a diaper, then they got into a powder fight... a long one. But eventually, they did remember one thing.
All: ♪ Goodnight, sweetheart ♪ ♪ Well, it's time to go ♪ ♪ Ba-dum, ba-dum ♪ ♪ I hate to leave you, but I really must say ♪ ♪ Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight ♪