Barry: Now, if your present is awesome, you can keep it. But if your present is trash, you can steal someone else's. Lastly, if your present is stolen, you can pick a new one. Who's got number one?
Joanne: Ooh! I do!
Barry: Let's go!
Joanne: Ah! The Shining by Stephen King. Well, the movie was hilarious, so let's see what chuckles the book brings.
Barry: Words on paper? Lame.