Linda Schwartz: Maybe Muriel could have a little bit of Christmas.
Beverly: My cousin's gynecologist's daughter celebrated Christmas once and got all caught up in the spirit. Well, she fell off a ladder hanging ornaments, broke her pelvis, and now she water-skis from a special chair.
Linda Schwartz: So she's still kinda doing it?
Lou Schwartz: Our people don't water-ski, Linda! I don't care how many pelvises you have.