Adult Adam: [v.o.] While things were looking up with Carmen, my mom was giving Lou and Linda the lowdown on her big threat to Hanukkah.
Beverly: Thank you for convening for our first ever Council of Grandparents meeting.
Lou Schwartz: That sounds like nonsense, but you made coffee cake, so I'm here.
Beverly: I found this monstrosity in Muriel's crib!
Lou Schwartz: Is that Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?
Beverly: No.
Lou Schwartz: Are you sure? She's got that apron.
Linda Schwartz: Can we go one day without you talking about Mrs. Garrett?
Lou Schwartz: Here's a fact of life... No.