Jane Bales: Beverly Goldberg. But who's guarding the bridge if the troll is here?
Beverly: Jane Bales. That's quite an outfit. Is your horse hitched outside? Or are you the horse and Jane is hitched outside? It's all so confusing because you both have, wait for it... horse faces. [neighs]
Jane Bales: Tedious and clumsy, just like you. We're going line dancing. Not something you'd be familiar with, Grandma.
Beverly: Oh, so you heard the incredible news that I created someone who created someone?
Jane Bales: I was referring to your gray, desiccated, listless hair.
Beverly: [scoffs] I can't see any gray. It's blurry.
Linda Schwartz: You really should pick up those bifocals that Lou ordered. [Beverly clears her throat] Is something that I should've said privately.
Jane Bales: Don't worry. This old crone can't hear you unless you shout.