Adult Adam: [v.o.] The only problem for Geoff was quality time with his daughter was hard to come by.
Geoff: Oh, look, it's my ever-present mother-in-law who's beaten me to my daughter... again.
Beverly: She was fussy, so I swooped in to take care of it. You were seven seconds critically late. You could have starved because Daddy doesn't care about you as much as I do.
Geoff: Okay, I think that's a tad bit unfair. And how did you know she was fussy?
Beverly: Oh, I have a separate military-grade monitor. It picks up everything. [chuckles] Even when a certain someone is singing "Macho Man" in the shower.
Geoff: The beat is good to scrub to. And wait. You're monitoring our monitoring?
Beverly: That's what a good granny does: Parent quality control.
Geoff: I think we're doing pretty okay.
Beverly: [chuckling] Oh, silly Geoffrey. That's because I'm always around. You can't drop the ball if I never throw it to you.
Geoff: But it's not your ball.
Beverly: Oh, it is because I made the ball that made this ball.