Marvin: Okay, let's recap. If the kid's birthday is April 10th, when should your card arrive?
Barry: Never.
Adam: Cards are a gateway to gifts.
Marvin: And now you know all the knowledge known to man. Why does your notepad say "opposite"?
Barry: Uh... Uh... Uh...
Marvin: "Never do the following."
Adam: Geez, Bar! You could have been a bit more savvy with your note-taking.
Marvin: Did you two come here to learn how not to be uncles?
Barry: Uncle Marvin, it's nothing personal. We think you're the greatest.
Adam: You're super fun, like our own Uncle Buck. Except, you know, not exactly a model of reliability and follow-through.
Marvin: So I'm a joke. A dope. A screw-up.
Adam: See? He gets it.