Barry: Adam, amigo, chum, never. Now that Dad's gone, someone's got to be the man of the house. And as the oldest, wisest, and most jacked, that's obviously me.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And there it was. Barry didn't just want to be my compassionate older brother. He wanted to be my dad.
Adam: Oh, balls.
Barry: I cherish you, brother. I'm ready to get messy when you are.
Adam: It seems like you already got a head start.
Barry: Oh, damn it. My fuh-gicle is pooling in the crook of my elbow. All the towels!