Adam: And now that I've filed the proper paperwork, my first order of business as man of the house... Barry, clean the gutters!
Barry: [scoffs] What? It's the beginning of fall. Only a crazy person would expend the shoulder strength on such a fool's errand. I command you to do your homework.
Adam: It's pretty well established I'm a college dropout, dude. Now go get the ladder and your leaf-scooping gloves.
Mr. Glascott: Ooh. We got a classic man-off brewing in our midsts. It's utterly meaningless, but it beats hanging streamers.