Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, every summer seemed to zoom by, especially the last one before I went off to college. It was a whirlwind of change. First, my sister Erica was pregnant, so she and Geoff moved home because they were gonna need a lot of help. [all other voices sped up]
Beverly: I'm gonna be a grandma! Whoo-hoo!
Adult Adam: And my brother Barry got into medical school.
Barry: I'm basically a doctor!
Adult Adam: But unlike most doctors, he decided the best prescription was to move back into his childhood bedroom...
All: JTP!
Adult Adam: ...and invite his buddies over to destroy our house on a daily basis. Even my grandfather, Pop-Pop, decided to crash in our basement, shortly after he burned down his own apartment by overcooking beans.
Pop-Pop: I overcooked the beans.
Adult Adam: As for me, I was never more ready to escape to college.
Beverly: Barry!
Adult Adam: Yep, life moves fast, sometimes too fast, because that year, there was one change that made everything stop. Just a few months ago, out of nowhere, we lost my dad. We will always love you, Dad. Always. And we'll find a way to continue on together, because after all, we're the Goldbergs.