Quote from Adam in The Living Room: A 100% True Story
Erica: You're a klutz. If you knock over any of mom's junk, you'll be as dead as those owls. Adam: Just be my lookout. All I need is two seconds. [floorboard creaks] Beverly: Someone just stepped foot in my living room. Who just stepped in my living room? Adam, why'd you just step in my living room? Adam: I just wanted my thing. Beverly: You know the rules. This room is a treasure and reserved only for entertaining the creme de la creme of Jenkintown. Adam: I'm just ten steps away. Lemme grab it and get back to my childhood. Beverly: No! Those Nikes are filthy. Now back out of the room on your own footsteps so you don't ruin my priceless Oriental rug I bought in Jersey. Erica: Priceless? You mean this funky old crap is worth, like, actual money? Beverly: Of course. Every piece in this room has been carefully curated over my lifetime. And one day, it will all be yours. Erica: Wow. Which one of these eyesores is worth the most? Tell me now! Adam: If it's worth cash, I'll take it. Just think about all the Garbage Pail Kids I can buy.