Erica: Geoff, just stop!
Geoff: Stop what?
Erica: You always do this! You're always such a supportive and loving husband who puts my needs first!
Geoff: I don't mean to!
Erica: Of course you never mean to. You just are. And I'm sick of it! You're always like "you, you, you, Erica," but what about your needs, damn it?
Geoff: Well, my only need is for you to be happy.
Erica: How dare you? What about your happiness, mister? Have you ever considered yourself for one single, solitary second?
Geoff: No.
Erica: Of course you haven't, you unselfish jerk.