Barry: I'm sorry, I'm just really worried about my mom.
Essie Karp: Oh, no! Is she okay?
Barry: She's mumbling about building a time machine to go back when her little baby suckled at her life-giving grocery store. Her words.
Virginia Kremp: And yet you remembered them and thought to repeat them loudly in public.
Barry: I'm not looking for a give-and-take, Ginzy. Time to throw on your unflattering jogging suits and lift her spirits with one of your power walks!
Essie Karp: Well, I wish I could, but I sprained my ankle at aerobics class. Well, crossing the street to get to the wine bar after. Also, I didn't go to aerobics class.
Barry: No one cares about your lack of discipline, Essie. You need to help distract my mom from the sad reality that her weirdest and youngest child is leaving home!
Virginia Kremp: Barry, despite your unappealing words, I understand, because my Chad is also graduating today.
Barry: Never heard of him. Stop with these flimsy excuses and do your duty as my mother's best friends/pathetic followers. Now, go! Go, go!