Adult Adam: [v.o.] The time to graduate was here, but my mom still wasn't.
Principal Ball: Welcome, students and families, to the graduation of the class of 198...[microphone feedback] If everyone would please take a seat, we will... commence. [Mr. Glascott laughs] Randall Henry Abington, come get your diploma.
Adam: What the hell, man? It's starting, and my mom is nowhere in sight.
Dave Kim: Mine is. [off Adam's look] What? Does everything have to be about you?