Adult Adam: [v.o.] Finally, pour on the temptation until Mike couldn't say no.
Beverly: Like what you see, Formica Michael?
Formica Mike: Oh, I do. I really do.
Beverly: Then sit.
Formica Mike: You know, I really shouldn't. Because Janey's making dinner. Something with fish necks.
Beverly: Well, it'd be a shame for all this golden deliciousness to go to waste.
Formica Mike: Oh, what could it hurt to have one bite? Janey doesn't have to know.
Beverly: No one does. And while you're here, let's talk about the store.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so began the strangest affair of all time.