Barry: We're gonna help you decide what you're gonna take to college.
Adam: My Omnibot cassette-playing robot with Huey Lewis and the News inside!
Barry: Here's something that shouldn't be news... Women don't like robots.
Adam: He-Man and the entire line of Masters of Universe action figures.
Erica: In this universe, you will get no action.
Adam: My trusty calculator watch.
Barry: The only thing you'll watch is the babes run away.
Adam: Nothing's cooler than my Indiana Jones hat and whip. [whip cracks] Ow!