Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom came to my rescue, Barry wanted to save his friends from thinking their best days were behind them.
Barry: JTP except for Geoff, who's on his honeymoon!
All: JTP except for Geoff, who's on his honeymoon!
Barry: I have great news. Your pathetic display yesterday of weakness and physical dilapidation has borne fruit.
Matt: I, I wouldn't say pathetic.
Barry: How dare you let yourself age.
Andy: Aw, come on, Bar, it's not about getting older. We're just a little distracted. Like, I think I picked the wrong major. I mean, art history? [scoffs] What the hell am I supposed to do with that when I graduate?