Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there were no closer friends than my brother Barry's crew, the JTP. They played together, lived together, even did whatever this was together. Yep, they were inseparable. For my brother and his boys, this was how it would be forever. Or so they thought.
Barry: Oh, man, that was an epic Pat's vs. Geno's cheesesteak taste battle, and they're still going at it inside me.
Andy: Uh, it's nothing the good folks at Tums can't handle.
Matt: I read an article in Reader's Digest. Said to use Gas-X.
Andy: Oh.
Matt: Let's see, I can't read the dosage. Is that a "3" or a cartoon butt?
Andy: Let me take a look. Here, can you hold my walking stick?
Barry: What's going on with you guys? You're acting like old men. How much time does Naked Rob need in the bathroom?