Barry: So there's only one thing to do.
Matt: Nothing. It's obviously nothing.
Barry: I will shame their boyfriends with my intense masculinity until they are forced to leave under a cloud of humiliation.
Naked Rob: How would that help anything?
Barry: It will force my exes to admit their undying love for me. Then, after many tears, we can all begin to heal.
Matt: I guess from a twisted, shoehorned, almost 100% wrong point of view, that makes some sense.
Barry: Some indeed.