Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, we got down to work. We used Schwartz photos, Goldberg photos, even my home movies. And so I gathered the folks who needed to see it most. [Tape rewinding]
Announcer: [v.o. on tape] Up next, Mr. Belvedere.
Beverly: "Mr. Belvedere"?
Adam: I'll tell you what it's not, loving pictures of our family set to a James Taylor song!
Other Adam Goldberg: Damn it, it happened again. Those trucker pills were supposed to keep me focused.
Lou Schwartz: Can I go? I despise that fussbottom butler.
Beverly: Maybe because he reminds you of you, a cranky buttinsky who oversteps his role!
Other Adam Goldberg: Oh, hell no! I will not stand here while you sully Lynn Aloysius Belvedere's good name!
Lou Schwartz: Aloysius?