Barry: A sibling isn't someone you love, it's a rival for your mother's affection and your father's apathy. Read a book.
Andy: No, a sibling is the one person you know who will always have your back through thick and thin.
Matt: Your parents aren't gonna be around forever, Bar. But your siblings are gonna be there for the rest of your life.
Geoff: Don't you want that kind of closeness with Erica?
Barry: No! And stop making me the weirdo here.
Andy: Bar, when was the last time you and Erica showed each other any type of real affection?
Naked Rob: Or hugged?
Matt: Or told each other, "I love you"?
Barry: Usually we're too busy squabbling. Her specialty is vicious insults, and mine is hiding outdoor objects in her bed.
Matt: Maybe you should think about changing that. Because later in life, your siblings are gonna be all you got.