Quote from Geoff in The Kissing Bandits
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, nothing warmed your heart on a cold day like winter sports. And each snowy season, my family would take to the slopes... and by slopes, I mean our lumpy couch where we'd watch 'em on TV. Adam: Who was the first guy who thought bobsledding was a good idea? "Let's get in this tube and fall down a mountain with three other dopes." Beverly: Tightly packed in a cocoon of my schmoos huddled together for warmth. Ooh, I call center bob! Erica: I'm all about speed skating. Actually, I do a little at home. After Geoff waxes our floors, I speed skate to the fridge in my socks. Geoff: Seeing my love barrel into our Frigidaire for some OJ makes all that back-breaking waxing worth it.