Geoff Quote #334
Quote from Geoff in The Kissing Bandits
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, nothing warmed your heart on a cold day like winter sports. And each snowy season, my family would take to the slopes... and by slopes, I mean our lumpy couch where we'd watch 'em on TV.
Adam: Who was the first guy who thought bobsledding was a good idea? "Let's get in this tube and fall down a mountain with three other dopes."
Beverly: Tightly packed in a cocoon of my schmoos huddled together for warmth. Ooh, I call center bob!
Erica: I'm all about speed skating. Actually, I do a little at home. After Geoff waxes our floors, I speed skate to the fridge in my socks.
Geoff: Seeing my love barrel into our Frigidaire for some OJ makes all that back-breaking waxing worth it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kissing Bandits’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I got iced out by Brea, the Winter Games were in full swing at home.
Bill Lewis: Aw, come on, USA! Canada's flag is a leaf! That's the weakest living thing on the planet. Sure, I pressed a few into my memory journal last autumn after a lovely drive up to Vermont, but we should be raking these guys up.
Quote from Barry
Joanne: Is everything okay?
Barry: That's what I'm wondering. Have Torvill and Dean lost their magic? The hairs on my arms are laying flat.
Joanne: I meant with you. You have that look on your face like when they get your order wrong at Burger Chef.
Barry: What's so hard about light lettuce, twelve pickles, three onion slices, double cheese, two top buns and ketchup-mustard at a one to seven ratio?
Joanne: You like what you like.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After coming clean about his love of ice dancing, my brother was free to enjoy his favorite sport with his favorite girl... and our mom.
Beverly: Hot stuff coming through, and also cocoa. See, I'm playful and not at all super miffed and confused.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, someone had gotten between their secret mother-son winter sport!
Beverly: All right!
Joanne: Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. G.
Beverly: My pleasure, and don't feel bad that you showed up empty-handed like a rude, intrusive guest who doesn't know her place.