Adam: Barry, no. Let's just focus on the gesture part of the grand, romantic gesture. Do you have any skills that might dazzle a lady?
Pop-Pop: I have Medicare. Is that a skill?
Adam: No. Let's just do what we always do, you stand outside her window holding a boombox over your head.
Pop-Pop: Box? No, that sounds expensive.
Barry: What about this thing? Maybe you can sell it, give her the money?
Pop-Pop: Oh, my accordion! Well, the ladies do go crazy over a guy who's got one of those strapped to his chest. [accordion wheezes]
Adam: Logic and judgment suggest there's no way that's true, but here we go.
Pop-Pop: I guess I can give the old girl some squeezes, a few tickles.
Barry: Please tell me you're talking about this thing, not Joyce.