Beverly: Linda, is this true? Have you decided that it is appropriate for you to be addressed as such by the fruit of my womb?
Linda Schwartz: Oh, Beverly. You misheard. I'm pretty sure she said "ma'am." You said "ma'am," didn't you, Erica? Tell her you said "ma'am."
Erica: Nope, I called you "Mom," Mom. And that, Mom, is what I will call you from now on, Mom.
Beverly: Geoffrey, when your mother gets back, call me "Mom."
Geoff: Finally. Mom. Or Mommy? Mama? Ma? Mammy? Momo?
Beverly: Forget it. You make everything weird.