Adult Adam: [v.o.] That Thanksgiving, my mom and sister prepared for the most important, and maybe only, touch football game of their lives. Mom supremacy was on the line.
Beverly: All right, enough stretching. Let's do this.
Lou Schwartz: But I gotta keep these hammies warm if I'm gonna shake and bake. You know, my height and weight are exactly the same as Texas Oiler Earl Campbell.
Geoff: Dad, please. No one knows how to respond to that.