Quote from Barry in The Rose-Kissy Thing
Adam: I just don't want to go to this banquet.
Barry: Whatever the reason, you will be transformed from an undersized sack of soft garbage into an explosively high-performance muscular super jock.
Adam: Why exactly are you embracing this challenge with so much intensity?
Barry: To prove to Dad that I am such an elite athlete that I can even turn the weakest, scrawniest, and most pathetic among us into Dan Marino.
Adam: The Isotoner glove model? I didn't know he did sports.
Barry: Your training begins now! I'm gonna need gravity boots and a tractor tire. Let's go!
Adam: [scoffs] Here I come, I guess.