Brea: So you're not coming to the Halloween dance?
Adam: I should probably just stay home and heal up, but eat some candy corn for me.
Matt Schernecke: Candy corn is ass. It has a chalky and waxy texture, and don't get me started on its mouthfeel.
Adam: How dare you?! It's chewy and just a bit crumbly, and it holds its shape just enough for a good tooth sink. Brea, thoughts?
Brea: Not really. As soon as you said "mouthfeel," I kind of shut down. At least we drove over here to hear the news in person.