Pop-Pop: Come on, already. Let's knock.
Adam: Clearly, no one's home. They left a bowl out with a sign that says, "Take one!"
Pop-Pop: Oh, I guess they didn't take my pumpkin. Nobody can be that stupid. Look, I'm just gonna roll up this, uh, Cinch Sak, and you can dump it all in there.
Adam: And break the trickor-treater's code? No way.
Pop-Pop: [choir singing] Holy butt paper! Is this Halloween or Christmas?
Adam: Why are you so excited about a tree full of toilet paper?
Pop-Pop: That's enough Charmin to last me two weeks.
Adam: That's a remarkably short amount of time.
Pop-Pop: Will you stop squawking and start gathering? Now, shimmy up that branch and get to the top stuff. Come on.