Beverly: Oh, no. What happened?
Adam: I just got clocked in the face with Pop-Pop's albino pumpkin.
Beverly: Get over here.
Pop-Pop: Yeah, well, uh, here's the thing... it wasn't my pumpkin. I never had a pumpkin. I made the whole thing up.
Beverly: Ben, what did you do?
Pop-Pop: I was just trying to give the kid a Halloween like his other grandpa used to.
Adam: So the trash bags and the going door-to-door...?
Pop-Pop: Eh, it was the closest I could get to tricks, treats, and whatnot. But like you said, it was horrible.
Adam: It wasn't great. But... you tried.
Pop-Pop: Yeah, and I screwed it up. That's what I do.
Adam: It's true, what Pops and I had was special. But, trust me, this is a night I'll never forget.
Pop-Pop: Well, you might, after taking that whack to your noggin, but, uh, I'll remember for both of us.