Murray: We need to talk.
Principal Ball: Oh, good. First week wouldn't seem complete without uncomfortable quality time with every Goldberg.
Murray: You need to let Beverly be a teacher again.
Principal Ball: The thing is, she never was a teacher, and she won't be as long as I'm in charge.
Murray: I think you're looking at this the wrong way. If Beverly works for you, she no longer comes here as a mother. She's an employee. Who's the boss of all the employees?
Principal Ball: I am.
Murray: That means she'd no longer be your worst nightmare. She'd be the worst nightmare of anyone you want her to be.
Principal Ball: That's a scary amount of power.
Murray: I think you unleash the power. You give me the word, and Beverly will be here.
Principal Ball: Get on the horn and make it happen. I am taking my Saturdays back. The harpsichord in our living room has been silent for too long. Hot dog!