Barry: You still love Erica, right?
Geoff: More than anything.
Barry: Well, she'll never want you back in this pitiful state.
Geoff: I wouldn't say "pitiful."
Barry: If hot, wet garbage had a butt, you'd be it. The silver lining: this is a chance to become the new and improved Geoff of Erica's dreams.
Geoff: I mean, that is sort of what I'm going for.
Barry: And with that, the floor is open to how Geoff can be less of a sad puddle of despair that everyone despises.
Naked Rob: You could start with basic personal hygiene.
Andy: You could grow a beard.
Matt: And proper diet and exercise are always a good idea.