Adult Adam: [v.o.] Prom was only a day away, and I had to choose between my best friend and my girlfriend.
Mr. Woodburn: Goldberg, no sleeping in my classroom! It's an insult to me and whatever subject I teach.
Adam: I'm in the middle of a crippling meltdown over here.
Mr. Woodburn: Boo-hoo. Talk to me when you're workin' three jobs to afford medicated food for a dog that hates you.