Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom swore to find the facts on Geoff, I was on a mission of my own: land my best bud a prom date.
[montage:]
Adam: Dave Kim. Mop-top like a Beatle or the excellent character actress Linda Hunt. He looks great in a turtleneck. Like a sea captain.
Adam: Wait till he pops those glasses off. Sure, he will be legally blind and fly into a panic that his doctor calls "the shadow terrors," but hubba-hubba, am I right?
Girl #1: You are not.
Girl #2: Ew. No.
Girl #3: Yes.
Adam: Okay. Well, now that you've said yes, what about instead of Matt Dillon, you're going with Dave Kim?
Girl #3: I-I just remembered, all my grandmas just died.