Adult Adam: [v.o.] I had officially exhausted all my options, which was not gonna be good news for my best pal.
Adam: Dave Kim! Or should I say, "Dave Gym"? Hoh-hoh! Put the guns away, Josey Wales.
Dave Kim: I guess I have been lightsabering all winter. But I have great news. My aunt got us White Swan VIP passes.
Adam: We can cut any line! What a fun thing that you think is better than a warm human prom date.
Dave Kim: Adam, I tried. You wouldn't believe how many girls said no to me.
Adam: I might.
Dave Kim: I really appreciate this. It means everything to me. [they hug]
Adam: Maybe a meteor will hit Jenkintown and I won't have to make any decisions tomorrow.
Mr. Woodburn: That's how I live my life. Carpe who cares.