Sydney: What's got you so worked up?
Adam: It's prom.
Sydney: Tell me about it. My boyfriend can't come because his frat's being investigated.
Adam: You don't have a prom date?
Sydney: Yeah. I'd pretty much go with anyone, at this point.
Adam: I know someone that qualifies as anyone. How about Dave Kim?
Sydney: That grabby kid in the wheelchair?
Adam: Very different person, but if you're cool with Wayne, you're gonna have no problem with my guy.
Sydney: On the following condition: you have to do all of my homework for the rest of the semester.
Adam: Completely unreasonable. But it solves my problem and I'm uncomfortable with conflict. Deal.
Sydney: And that includes the labs for this class. [stands up]
Mr. Woodburn: Sydney, where do you think you're going?
Adam: My new lab partner's got this.
Mr. Woodburn: Goldberg, are you debasing yourself to curry favor with a cheerleader? Full respect.